2 Cans and a String

Dial up, oh how I love thee! Yeah right!
I do envy all of you that have that Super Sonic Mach 12 High Speed Internet. I have used it a couple of times, ok, well maybe once. But that was certainly enough to get me hooked on it. I am just not hooked enough to get sattelite or whateve it is that I have to have to get it.
Cable is not available in my area.
DSL is not available either.
That's what I get for livin in the country. LOL Oh but just wait until I get deeper into the country. I guess then we will have to holler to get the internet. Wasn't hollering before the 2 cans and a string?
So everytime you use your SSM12HSI - Super Sonic Mach 12 High Speed Internet, think of me with my 2 cans and a string (dial up).